Sea Voyage Enthusiast Gifts

'But Sir we are still in port...'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Heads or tails?"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Ever Given

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"They don't look like an endangered species."

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Revenge had come.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Romance on the Yacht

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Really Early Vikings

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."