Sea Enthusiast Gifts

'I want to be the first mountain goat to sail the seven seas...'

'I swim every day, eat nothing but plankton and look at me, I'm still a whale!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Wheeee...'

Aquaman on motorcycle.

30th Parallel Hitchhiker

"I thought you said you paid extra for a cabinet with a Seaview."

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

First you have to get plastic sugery

'I love how you used human silhouettes to distinguish male and female, since in their species, the sexes actually do look different. Nice touch, I like it, I like it a lot!'

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

Law School Sharks

'Of course the water tastes salty!'

Man washes off dirt in the sea.

The tide was out.

Topless beach.

'Haven't you heard of shrinkage?'

'It's over Tom. You're too clingy.'

Desk make like a sand castle.

Charlie on the beach alone and Charlie on the beach with women around.

'I'm failing in my Pilot Fish duties: Would you happen to know where the Sharks' breeding grounds are ?'

"Get lost, you bum!"

Whale Shark Love

'She certainly was a good ship.'

'What are you doing?! It's inly a tradition if the ship is already sinking!'

Victorian Royal Navy

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.