Undersea Enthusiast Gifts

"Too dressy?"

'Collagen?' 'No...Natural.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

When laundry ruled the waves.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Privates Beach"

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Turtle Hat

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Scuba cow"

Try me/try me/try me...

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Fish snorkling above water.

Captain steering house through flood.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"I don't do windows."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'