Undersea Enthusiast Gifts

"Too dressy?"

'Collagen?' 'No...Natural.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

When laundry ruled the waves.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Scuba cow"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Privates Beach"

Try me/try me/try me...

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Turtle Hat

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Fish snorkling above water.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Captain steering house through flood.

"I don't do windows."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'