Underwater Life Enthusiast Gifts

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Scuba cow"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish snorkling above water.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Batman O' War

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Whale Piñata.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Sea Change.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Stop Human Footing

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Fast Food Fly-Thru