Underwater Aficionado Gifts

Making fun of Starfish.

'Oh, mooom! Salesman-om-a-diving-trip again? Man, I'm really longing for the end of the holiday season!'

Glub Club

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

A man sinking with a rock tied to him passes a fish with a balloon tied to him.

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Artifishial Intelligence

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Fish snorkling above water.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"I think it loves us."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

A school of fish.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Dolphin

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

The Imperfect Storm

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'Don't row so hard!'

"He never takes me anywhere."