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"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Artifishial Intelligence

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Fish snorkling above water.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Captain steering house through flood.

"I think it loves us."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Lighthouse Beam.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Shall I let them breathe."

Fish or Cut Bait

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

A school of fish.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Dolphin

'Is the water cold?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'