Snorkeling Snob Gifts

Common Dolphin

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Fish snorkling above water.

Captain steering house through flood.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Battery Lighthouse

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Pirate

Fish or Cut Bait

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Lighthouse Beam.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Pirate eye test

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'Is the water cold?'

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.