Fishing Snob Gifts

The Game Man: And is interested only in water as clear as gin - and twice as expensive.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Bears catching fish

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

A Bloody Butcher

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Been waiting long?'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

Fishing for Birds

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Loud mouth bass.

"I make it myself!"

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'