Fishing Snob Gifts

The Game Man: And is interested only in water as clear as gin - and twice as expensive.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Bears catching fish

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

A Bloody Butcher

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Been waiting long?'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

"I make it myself!"

Fishing for Birds

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"