Funny Fishing Fanatic Gifts

"Don't worry, I'll have the shark off you before it does any real harm."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bears catching fish

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

A Bloody Butcher

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Been waiting long?'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Fishing for Birds

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Loud mouth bass.

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Fly fishing.

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'