Fishing Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

reincarnated worm...

Fly fishing.

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

Fishing Holes

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

How evolution was inspired by children

The Incomplete Angler

Fish Eye Tests.

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

Putting on ice

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Seafood Chum

'I have a feeling I'm going to tie into something big this time.'

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Fire Exit

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

'Another foreclosure.'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

"Don't worry, I'll have the shark off you before it does any real harm."

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Got anything better than worms?'