Lover Of Fishing Humor Gifts

'C'mon, we'll go to my secret fishing hole. Absolutely NO fishermen!'

reincarnated worm...

Fly fishing.

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'Steroids.'

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Fishing Holes

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

Chez Ernie. Freezer. You still can't call it "freshly caught," Ernie.

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

The Incomplete Angler

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

Fish Eye Tests.

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

Fire Exit

Putting on ice

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Seafood Chum

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

'Robert went ice fishing. I told him it would be simpler to just buy ice at the grocery store.'