Loves Fishing Humor Gifts

'Robert went ice fishing. I told him it would be simpler to just buy ice at the grocery store.'

reincarnated worm...

Fly fishing.

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Fishing Holes

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Fish Eye Tests.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

The Incomplete Angler

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

Putting on ice

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Seafood Chum

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

'And why is liquidity so important to you?'

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

"Don't worry, I'll have the shark off you before it does any real harm."

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

'Want a jar to put them in?'

'What bait do you use for the old tires?'

'Any luck?'

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'

"I forget which one of us is the therapist."