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Fishing Holes

reincarnated worm...

Fly fishing.

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'Steroids.'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

Traveller's Luggage.

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Chez Ernie. Freezer. You still can't call it "freshly caught," Ernie.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Fish Eye Tests.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Seafood Chum

Fire Exit

Putting on ice

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

"Don't worry Josh, there's plenty more fish in the sea."

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

"Don't worry, I'll have the shark off you before it does any real harm."

"I forget which one of us is the therapist."

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'