Fishing Joke Lover Gifts

'Any luck?'

reincarnated worm...

Flyfishing for dummies.

Fly fishing.

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

Fishing Holes

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Fish Eye Tests.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Putting on ice

Seafood Chum

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

"GO FISH!"

"Don't worry, I'll have the shark off you before it does any real harm."

'Sardines are the stupidest fish in the world. . . They lock themselves in tins and leaves the key on the outside.'

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

"Don't worry Josh, there's plenty more fish in the sea."

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'

'Robert went ice fishing. I told him it would be simpler to just buy ice at the grocery store.'