Fishing Joke Appreciator Gifts

Flyfishing for dummies.

reincarnated worm...

Fly fishing.

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

Fishing Holes

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Fish bait and jail bait.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Traveller's Luggage.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Fish Eye Tests.

The Incomplete Angler

"You know we should spend some of this!"

Putting on ice

Seafood Chum

Fishing.

"Wow, that's too bad, it's the opposite for me: People are ecstatic when I swim towards them..."

Fish: 'I want to surf the net!'

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Visual gag (a mermaid shaving her legs with a scaler).

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

'The last thing I heard was 'Nonsense, Piranhas look way different!''

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

"GO FISH!"

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."