Fishing Humor Appreciator Gifts

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

reincarnated worm...

Flyfishing for dummies.

Fly fishing.

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Fishing Holes

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Traveller's Luggage.

'Catching flying fish!'

Fish bait and jail bait.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

The Incomplete Angler

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"You know we should spend some of this!"

Putting on ice

Fishing.

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

"Wow, that's too bad, it's the opposite for me: People are ecstatic when I swim towards them..."

Fish: 'I want to surf the net!'

Seafood Chum

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

Visual gag (a mermaid shaving her legs with a scaler).

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."