Lovers Of Fishing Humor Gifts

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

reincarnated worm...

Fly fishing.

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Fishing Holes

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

'Catching flying fish!'

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Fish Eye Tests.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'

Putting on ice

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

Fishing.

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Seafood Chum

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

'Robert went ice fishing. I told him it would be simpler to just buy ice at the grocery store.'