Fishing Humorists Gifts

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

reincarnated worm...

Fly fishing.

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Fishing Holes

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'Catching flying fish!'

Hank's pull cord snaps on a hard start.

Fish bait and jail bait.

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Fisherman.

The Incomplete Angler

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"Just the bait, please."

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

The Submarine and the Fisherman

'...a little higher and to the right.'

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Putting on ice

Seafood Chum

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Happy Brexiters

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

"It's hard to breath wearing a mask."

'Yes,my last name is bass,and no my first name is not bigmouth.'