Fly-fishing Humorists Gifts

'Catching flying fish!'

reincarnated worm...

Flyfishing for dummies.

Fly fishing.

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Do you mind if I mix a little business with pleasure and have a brief conversation with the waiter about the fly in my soup?

Fishing Holes

'Darling - look! I've dropped a gene size already.'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Fisherman.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"Just the bait, please."

"No, no, Frank... You only have to do that when you're ice-fishing!"

Happy Brexiters

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Flies prepare to duel with fly swatters.

Seafood Chum

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

'...a little higher and to the right.'

'I fell in a bowl of soup yesterday, but luckily, I didn't get burnt: It was a Gazpacho...'

The Submarine and the Fisherman

Putting on ice

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

Fishing from a Fish

No, waiter, everything is not all right. There's a fly in my soup. Actually, I was asking the fly.