Fishing Humorist Gifts

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

Seafood Chum

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Fish bait and jail bait.

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

reincarnated worm...

Happy Brexiters

Fly fishing.

Fish don't like worms.

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Fishing Holes

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'Catching flying fish!'

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Hank's pull cord snaps on a hard start.

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Fisherman.

The Incomplete Angler

"Just the bait, please."

"No, no, Frank... You only have to do that when you're ice-fishing!"

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

Putting on ice

'...a little higher and to the right.'

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

The Submarine and the Fisherman

"What do you mean, 'Today's Wednesday?!' I thought today was 'Throwback Thursday!'"

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.