Fishing Humorist T-Shirts

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

Seafood Chum

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Fish bait and jail bait.

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

reincarnated worm...

Happy Brexiters

Fly fishing.

Fish don't like worms.

Fishing Holes

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Hank's pull cord snaps on a hard start.

'Catching flying fish!'

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Fisherman.

"Just the bait, please."

The Incomplete Angler

"No, no, Frank... You only have to do that when you're ice-fishing!"

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

The Submarine and the Fisherman

Putting on ice

'...a little higher and to the right.'

What's the catch?

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'