Fishing Comedian T-Shirts

'Want a jar to put them in?'

reincarnated worm...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Fly fishing.

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Fishing Holes

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

Fish bait and jail bait.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Traveller's Luggage.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

Hank's pull cord snaps on a hard start.

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Fisherman.

"Just the bait, please."

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"No, no, Frank... You only have to do that when you're ice-fishing!"

The Incomplete Angler

Fish Eye Tests.

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Seafood Chum

'...a little higher and to the right.'

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

Walking the goldfish