Fishing Comedian T-Shirts

'Want a jar to put them in?'

reincarnated worm...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Fly fishing.

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Fishing Holes

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

Fish bait and jail bait.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Traveller's Luggage.

Hank's pull cord snaps on a hard start.

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Fisherman.

The Incomplete Angler

"No, no, Frank... You only have to do that when you're ice-fishing!"

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"Just the bait, please."

Fish Eye Tests.

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Seafood Chum

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

Putting on ice

'...a little higher and to the right.'

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

Walking the goldfish