Fishing Fanatic Humor Gifts

'Isn't this the same place that fished this summer and never caught a fish?'

reincarnated worm...

Fly fishing.

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Fishing Holes

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Fish Eye Tests.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

The Incomplete Angler

Fishing.

Putting on ice

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Seafood Chum

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

Delights of sea angling!

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

"Don't worry, I'll have the shark off you before it does any real harm."

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

'Robert went ice fishing. I told him it would be simpler to just buy ice at the grocery store.'

'Want a jar to put them in?'

'Any luck?'

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'