Humor Lovers In Fishing Gifts

"Are you sure this is how you catch flying fish?"

reincarnated worm...

Fly fishing.

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Fishing Holes

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

'Catching flying fish!'

Fish bait and jail bait.

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Traveller's Luggage.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'

Fishing.

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

Putting on ice

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Seafood Chum

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

'Robert went ice fishing. I told him it would be simpler to just buy ice at the grocery store.'

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'

'Any luck?'