Humorous Anglers Gifts

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

'Catching flying fish!'

reincarnated worm...

Fly fishing.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Fish don't like worms.

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

"You know very well what fish!"

'It must be a milkfish.'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

No Fear.

The Incomplete Angler

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

Fish Trophies: The One That Got Away.

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

"What do you mean, 'Today's Wednesday?!' I thought today was 'Throwback Thursday!'"

Worm coming out from apple on hook.

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fishing.

Seafood Chum

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

What's the catch?