Laughing Anglers Gifts

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Fish don't like worms.

"You know very well what fish!"

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

'It must be a milkfish.'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

'I am smiling.'

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

'Catching flying fish!'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'I'm going to like this lake.'

No Fear.

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Worm coming out from apple on hook.

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

'Quick!! Hand me the net.'

Fishing.

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

What's the catch?

Well that explains the steering problems I've been experiencing for the past two miles...

'What bait do you use for the old tires?'

Fishing off a watering place. - Perhaps the jolliest thing in the world

'Hear that? Keep blowin' the duck call. It's working.'

"Are you sure this is how you catch flying fish?"

'Isn't this the same place that fished this summer and never caught a fish?'

'Now hook him in the lip and give it a yank'