Humorous Angler Gifts

'What bait do you use for the old tires?'

reincarnated worm...

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Fish don't like worms.

"You know very well what fish!"

'It must be a milkfish.'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

'I am smiling.'

'Catching flying fish!'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

Fish bait and jail bait.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Traveller's Luggage.

No Fear.

The Incomplete Angler

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

Fish Trophies: The One That Got Away.

'Boss - I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

"What do you mean, 'Today's Wednesday?!' I thought today was 'Throwback Thursday!'"

'...a little higher and to the right.'

Worm coming out from apple on hook.

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Seafood Chum