The Quirky Angler Gifts

Fishing from a Fish

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Fish don't like worms.

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'Catching flying fish!'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

No 2 Hook

A man fishing in a tree stump

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

Fish Trophies: The One That Got Away.

Man fishing in a tin of fish

"What do you mean, 'Today's Wednesday?!' I thought today was 'Throwback Thursday!'"

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.