Playful Angler Gifts

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Fishing Holes

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

Blue Upright

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

Fishing Camp.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

Indoor Ice Fishing.

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'The reason I didn't tell you I wanted to go fishing was because I wanted to go fishing.'

Fishing Terms: Fish's Window

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'Uh-oh, Ben, reminber that guy you told to 'Get rid of that coffee grinder and learn how to fly fish?' Well...'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'