Artful Angler Gifts

"I thought about releasing him, but I needed something to fill this space on the wall."

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Fish don't like worms.

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Fishing Camp.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Fishing Holes

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

A man fishing in a tree stump

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

Arctic fishing

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

What's the catch?

Fishing from a Fish

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

Man trying to push fish towards fishing rod.