Art Of Angling Admirer Gifts

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'Sorry'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Statue fishing.

'He did it for us.'

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

So what else did you get for your birthday?

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

An unlicensed acupuncturist

A baroque elk.

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Fishing Camp.

Coarse Fishing.

Bowtox.

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

'After the break, we talk to a top psychologist about how to interpret your antlers and how their shape can be a window to the soul.'

William Tell shoots a tree, which yelps in pain.

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'