Aspiring Angler Gifts

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Statue fishing.

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Unselfish by nature - he delights to show the novice where the big chub cruise...and where the best pike lie.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Fishing Camp.

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

'First time fly fishing?'

A man fishing in a tree stump

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.