Competitive Angler Gifts

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'

"Remember, one way or another, this time we find out what mystery bait he's using for those record-breaking catches!"

The Serious Match Angler - Interest in Nothing But Catching Fish.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'Sorry'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Statue fishing.

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fishing Camp.

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

'First time fly fishing?'

A man fishing in a tree stump