Sporty Angler Gifts

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'He did it for us.'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

Fishing Camp.

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

Fish to man aiming at him: 'Ok, Melvin ... I'm coming out ... re-e-eal slow-like. Just don't do anything stupid.'

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

No 2 Hook

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'

Once he caught his limit, Harry couldn't imagine how his day off work could possibly have got any better.

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

Eskimo ice fishing.