Dedicated Angler Gifts

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'Sorry'

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'He did it for us.'

Statue fishing.

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

Blue Upright

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fishing Camp.

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

'Uh-oh, Ben, reminber that guy you told to 'Get rid of that coffee grinder and learn how to fly fish?' Well...'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

No 2 Hook

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

'First time fly fishing?'

"Thank you so much. My wife was getting on my last nerve."

'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'