Proud Angler Gifts

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'He did it for us.'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Blue Upright

Fishing Camp.

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'Uh-oh, Ben, reminber that guy you told to 'Get rid of that coffee grinder and learn how to fly fish?' Well...'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

Indoor Ice Fishing.

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

'I'm going to like this lake.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

No 2 Hook

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

Jesus fishing and walking on water.