Boastful Angler Gifts

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

"You know very well what fish!"

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

Fishing Camp.

'I am smiling.'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'Catching flying fish!'

A man fishing in a tree stump

No Fear.

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

Wordplay: Wishful Thinking.

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

Worm coming out from apple on hook.

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

"I thought about releasing him, but I needed something to fill this space on the wall."

Fishing from a Fish

Well that explains the steering problems I've been experiencing for the past two miles...

'What bait do you use for the old tires?'

Fisherman catches a 'No Fishing' sign.

'Isn't this the same place that fished this summer and never caught a fish?'