An Avid Angler's Humor Gifts

Worm coming out from apple on hook.

reincarnated worm...

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Fly fishing.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Fish don't like worms.

"You know very well what fish!"

'I am smiling.'

Fishing Holes

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

Fish bait and jail bait.

'Catching flying fish!'

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

No Fear.

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

Fish Trophies: The One That Got Away.

'I have a feeling I'm going to tie into something big this time.'

"What do you mean, 'Today's Wednesday?!' I thought today was 'Throwback Thursday!'"

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

'...a little higher and to the right.'

Fishing.

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Seafood Chum

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

Fishing from a Fish