An Avid Angler's Humor Prints

Worm coming out from apple on hook.

reincarnated worm...

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Fly fishing.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Fish don't like worms.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"You know very well what fish!"

'I am smiling.'

Fishing Holes

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

'Catching flying fish!'

Fish bait and jail bait.

No Fear.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

'...a little higher and to the right.'

Seafood Chum

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

'I have a feeling I'm going to tie into something big this time.'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Happy Brexiters

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fishing.

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."