Humorist Angler Gifts

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

Fish don't like worms.

What's the catch?

"What do you mean, 'Today's Wednesday?!' I thought today was 'Throwback Thursday!'"

reincarnated worm...

Fly Fishing

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'It must be a milkfish.'

Fishing Holes

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

Fish bait and jail bait.

'Catching flying fish!'

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Traveller's Luggage.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

The Incomplete Angler

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

Fish Trophies: The One That Got Away.

'...a little higher and to the right.'

Worm coming out from apple on hook.

'Boss - I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

"I don't know. Some swear by worms, others say minnows work best. I try not to get caught up in all the hype."

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Seafood Chum