Laughing Angler Gifts

Well that explains the steering problems I've been experiencing for the past two miles...

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

Fly Fishing

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Fish don't like worms.

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

'It must be a milkfish.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'I am smiling.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

Fishing Holes

Fishing Camp.

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'Catching flying fish!'

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

Fish Trophies: The One That Got Away.

Man fishing in a tin of fish

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

'...a little higher and to the right.'

Arctic fishing

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

"What do you mean, 'Today's Wednesday?!' I thought today was 'Throwback Thursday!'"

'Boss - I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'