Angler With A Laugh Gifts

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Man fishing with large bait

'Check out the old dude.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

"Only caught one, eh."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

The incomplete Angler

Fish don't like worms.

The Salmon Fisherman

Statue fishing.

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Fly fishing.

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

'Fishing's not a whole lot different than being a cowboy.'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

Making Things Pleasant.

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"