Angler With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

Fly Fishing

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

'It doesn't mean anything. That's just my wife getting ready to smoke my catch of the day.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Man fishing with large bait

'Check out the old dude.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

The Salmon Fisherman

The incomplete Angler

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Fish don't like worms.

"Only caught one, eh."

Statue fishing.

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Fly fishing.

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

Making Things Pleasant.

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

'Fishing's not a whole lot different than being a cowboy.'

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.