Angler With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

Fly Fishing

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

'It doesn't mean anything. That's just my wife getting ready to smoke my catch of the day.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Man fishing with large bait

'Check out the old dude.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Fish don't like worms.

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"Only caught one, eh."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

The incomplete Angler

The Salmon Fisherman

Statue fishing.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

Fly fishing.

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Making Things Pleasant.

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

'Fishing's not a whole lot different than being a cowboy.'