Angler With Attitude Gifts

'Want a jar to put them in?'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Man fishing with large bait

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Check out the old dude.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"Only caught one, eh."

The incomplete Angler

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

The Salmon Fisherman

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

Statue fishing.

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

Fly fishing.

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.