Angler With A Conscience Gifts

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Man fishing with large bait

'Check out the old dude.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

The incomplete Angler

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

The Salmon Fisherman

"Only caught one, eh."

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

Statue fishing.

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

Fly fishing.

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

"Oh quit complaining. At least it quit snowing."

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

"Sandpipers."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'