Angler's Skeptic Gifts

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Man fishing with large bait

'Check out the old dude.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

The Salmon Fisherman

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"Only caught one, eh."

The incomplete Angler

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

Statue fishing.

Library. Story Hour. This fact-checking site says no cow has ever jumped over the moon.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Fly fishing.

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

Making Things Pleasant.

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'I need a vacation after that fishing trip!'

'Oh good morning dear! I was just slipping out to get you an anniversary gift.'

Once he caught his limit, Harry couldn't imagine how his day off work could possibly have got any better.

"The virus can live on cardboard! Plus, I miss fishing."

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm