Angler's Storyteller Gifts

Fish Tall Stories

"Well, the hook in my mouth was this big"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Man fishing with large bait

'Check out the old dude.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

The Salmon Fisherman

The incomplete Angler

"Only caught one, eh."

A Salmon Lie

Statue fishing.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Fly fishing.

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

Making Things Pleasant.

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'