Angling Storyteller Gifts

'That the biggest fish ever caught here, what bait did you use?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Swan Fairy Tales

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

J. R. R. Tolkien

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Kirsten Johnson

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Santa's Helpers

My Spam Sketchbook

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Baby Bear.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

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