Angling Storyteller Gifts

'That the biggest fish ever caught here, what bait did you use?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Swan Fairy Tales

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kirsten Johnson

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Santa's Helpers

Baby Bear.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

My Spam Sketchbook

Reading

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."