Artful Storyteller Gifts

The Battle of the Pictures.

Christy Brown.

'Goliath's only human and think of the benefits of a replay.'

'I can't imagine life without TiVo.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Swan Fairy Tales

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

J. R. R. Tolkien

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Kirsten Johnson

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

Baby Bear.

Reading

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

My Spam Sketchbook

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."