Angler's Misadventure Gifts

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Man fishing with large bait

'Check out the old dude.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

The incomplete Angler

"Only caught one, eh."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

The Salmon Fisherman

A Salmon Lie

Statue fishing.

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Fly fishing.

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Making Things Pleasant.

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Worm eats the fish.

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.