Angler's Misadventure Gifts

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Man fishing with large bait

'Check out the old dude.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

The Salmon Fisherman

"Only caught one, eh."

The incomplete Angler

Statue fishing.

A Salmon Lie

Fly fishing.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

Making Things Pleasant.

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Worm eats the fish.

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

'What's your fish finder say?'